A GUIDE FOR TRAVELERS:

WELCOME, TRAVELERS! WE KNOW YOU ARE A BIT DISORIENTED AND CONFUSED AS TO WHY YOU ARE SUDDENLY HERE. WE ARE HERE TO GUIDE YOU. WE DON'T KNOW WHY YOU HAVE BEEN BROUGHT TO THIS DIMENSION, BUT WE WILL ATTEMPT TO MAKE YOU AS COMFORTABLE AS WE CAN. AS TO THE FACT THAT WE CAN SUMMON ANYTHING OUR HEART DESIRES.